"Is there any chance your MacBook Pro was manufactured for the China Markets?"
No. I live in the US and ordered it directly from Apple. And this is not a question of Apple Intelligence being somehow excluded from my Mac. It's simply that the words "Apple Intelligence" don't appear in Settings, even though clicking the Siri tab does show a toggle for AI--as shown in the screenshot I posted.
Thanks for trying to help, but I think it's time to move on. I found the AI switch (yes, it was hidden), I turned it off, I'm satisfied. No need to prolong the discussion with speculation about whether I have some exotic, export-only Mac. The screenshots I've posted show that's not the case. Look up the serial number, if you have doubts.